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Comments: (2)2007-09-28
Join the Brandon Manitoba branch of Dunder Mifflin using the code watjrfkozf and you'll be one of my employees.
Comments: (0)2007-09-28
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Scientists Ask Congress To Fund $50 Billion Science Thing.
"Fifty billion dollars to buy atoms is too much," Rep. Tom Feeney (R-FL) said. "Frankly, I don't understand why they don't just gather up all the leftover atoms in their test tubes and Bunsen burners. I think the scientists should have to use those up before getting new ones."
Comments: (0)2007-09-28
Scientists Ask Congress To Fund $50 Billion Science Thing.
"Fifty billion dollars to buy atoms is too much," Rep. Tom Feeney (R-FL) said. "Frankly, I don't understand why they don't just gather up all the leftover atoms in their test tubes and Bunsen burners. I think the scientists should have to use those up before getting new ones."
Comments: (7)2007-09-27
Picture it...

There's a butterfly, and maybe it lands on a kitten. And they're friends. And they go for sushi. There's a babbling brook: the butterfly carries the kitten over it. They love the sushi. Then maybe they have a nap. The kitten purrs.

You have just pictured Lizard's new movie idea: Rainbow Butterfly Kitten Sushi Nap (I helped).
Comments: (4)2007-09-27
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Haha! This kid's parents are pretty dorky. From Blame It On The Voices.
Comments: (1)2007-09-26
Eric Prydz is coming to town on October 18th. He's playing at the Empire Ballroom at West Edmonton Mall, and advance tickets are $20. Anybody interested?
Comments: (15)2007-09-25
Acupuncture for back pain seems to work almost twice as well as conventional physical therapy / pills. Also, fake acupuncture works as well as real acupuncture.

Woo! I'm now an acupuncture specialist.
Comments: (0)2007-09-25
Marcel Marceau speaks.

Damn: that guy was good at what he did.
Comments: (1)2007-09-24
Science!
By aligning your spine correctly, Chiropractor John Spellings can prevent you from getting sick until the next time you get sick.
Comments: (0)2007-09-20
A man and woman in an unhappy marriage cheat on each other online with each other. What gets me is that instead of realizing that they can probably reconcile their differences, they decide to divorce because they were cheating!
Comments: (4)2007-09-20
I wonder if they have these stickers on hotel room bibles now.
Comments: (0)2007-09-20
Redubbed LOTR ending: the stupidest thing I've ever laughed at.
Comments: (3)2007-09-18
HAHAHAHA! This is the best video I've ever seen. The wife knitting in the background really makes it. Eternal thanks to TheSpaceAdmiral.
Comments: (6)2007-09-17
Being awake for 27 hours sucks, and so does Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer.
Comments: (6)2007-09-03
I'm out for about 2 weeks. I'm headed out to France for a quick vacation. Get your jollies at Engadget, Gizmodo, TechEBlog, and good 'ol Plime. But after, come back here. Please. I... I need you.

While I'm gone, feel free to peruse the archives. Maybe you missed commenting on some controversial topic. Perhaps you can add a smart-assed reply to an old comment. Maybe you just missed What What (In The Butt).
Comments: (0)2007-09-03
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Oh, how times have changed. A laptop weighing only 2.9 lbs: light as a feather!